Die wimpy protagonist die.

Steve: I’ve decided I’ll watch and most likely pick up Kiddy Girl once I have the time to watch it and blog it correctly. I’m glad to see that the blog is active again. It’s nice. As for Kampfer, I’ve decided to keep blogging it. I never got to Saki did I? I’ll probably write a very short conclusion to it soon because I don’t want to drop a show I worked so hard on. I am okay with Kampfer but it doesn’t reach the epicness of Saki. I’m slightly disappointed but hey, I get to blog again. I’m happy with that alone. Onwards my people!

I don’t believe I’m the only one who saw this coming but doesn’t Kampfer feel like a dating sim? I don’t know the history of Kampfer but I’m sure its origins is not a dating sim or a ero game. Here, I’ll give you a list of examples why Kampfer feels like a dating sim to me:

Option 1: It’s so nice to meet you again.

Option 2: Please get away from me.Option 1: I love you too!

Option 2: I already like someone else…

Option 3: Let me think about it.A scene from the Sakura route! Woot!Another scene from the Sakura route. Already?Option 1: Deny all possibilities

Option 2: Admit defeat.

Option 3: Blow her up with fire. Oh look! You can take the route to get her too!Option 1: I am a man.

Option 2: I love you.

Option 3: What secret? What are you talking about? The harem route is the hardest to get but if you get it, it’s worth it. I’m aiming for this one. Option 1: You’re a tsundere. Love me already.

Option 2: Okay…Option 1: Invite her to your house.

Option 2: Don’t invite her to your house.

Option 3: Stare at her chest.Option 1: Take advantage of this moment.

Option 2: Eat all her cake.

Option 3: Keep staring.What a nice scene for this route. All options from this point forward will lead to the true Akane end. Oh boy.Option 1: Keep screaming at her.

Option 2: Hug her.

Option 3: Ignore her.Option 1: Let’s get married.

Option 2 aka Wimpy Protagonist Option: What does that mean…

Overly dramatic end? Check.

Conclusion

All jokes aside, this episode is decent. I like all the boob groping and embarrassing moments but I am starting to really dislike Sakura. She’s annoying. Most girls in shows like this are annoying but she is more so. They should animate Minnie’s characters instead (no it’s not a suck up). I dislike the protagonist too because he’s typical. Akane is gold though. I love her more with every new episode and I look forward to what she does next. If this is really a dating sim, I’ll pick her route in a heartbeat. Alas, the show will probably choose to go with a typical end. No, not with Sakura, but with nobody. I await the next episode. Steve out.

Steve’s Overall Rating Meter: 7/10

Steve’s Addiction Fix: 8/10