Charging forth into the finale!
Miken: I’m almost definitely sure anyone reading this at this point has already finished the series or is just plain looking to be spoiled, so I’m going to forgo the usual summaries and just leave it to commentary for each episode. I know that this is a lazy move (then again, [...]

Miken: Yay for the beginning of Alliance of the Golden Witch~ The final arc before this series ends. I hope that DVD/Blu-ray sales pick up for this series and Umineko no Naku Koro Ni Chiru is announced eventually (though probably not till after the final arc of Chiru is released sometime like Dec.2010). Sure it [...]

Miken: Let’s all welcome Angel back just in time for what was an epic episode~
Angel: Hey!! How have I been surviving all this time? Caffeine free Coke does not help, that’s for sure!
An Indestructible Heart

In the room, Jessica’s cowering under a desk, but hears Kanon’s voice — although he is no longer alive, Beato has [...]

Miken: Now that Angel’s reminded me, I suppose I should write more of those college app essays than write this…>_>;;
Offering of Guidance

In the aftermath of last week’s bloodbath, Battler tells George to let his feelings go and cry because he deserves to. Then the scene cuts to Battler and Beatrice in the Meta-World tea parlor. [...]

Miken: Told you this would be atrociously late — and I was VERY right. As such, the post style has been changed up a little bit in order to accommodate multiple episodes. This means very large blocks of tl;dr. Also, Angel’s out this week on account of midterms, she should be back for 18…or if [...]

Miken: Probably the last semi-on time Umineko post you’ll see in a while, since I’m going back to school next Tuesday…and since most of the time I tell Mama to write in her parts after I write the rest of the post, this could mean catastrophically late posts.
Also, unfortunately, Angel’s computer went kaput thanks to [...]

Miken: There’s a cicada outside my room…It’s so annoying. I think I might kill someone soon. >:C
Angel: You have so much anger, dear child. Oh well, I wanted to kill someone today too. Drama. :<
Who dun it?

When the others decide to finally check up on Jessica and Kanon, they’re shocked to find the first pentacle [...]

Miken: ……..
Angel: Ugh, my throat is sore. -tries to sing Happy Birthday to the emo girl above but fails-
Quite the “Last Supper” Scene

Well, it’s pretty damn obvious now that Kinzo knows exactly what’s going on with all the repeated killings and stuff. Not that we didn’t think he knew that stuff in the first place [...]

Miken: Mama caught another computer virus, so I’ll be doing my best to write this post well enough for the both of us until she comes back and edits in her stuff!! Let’s Gooooooooooooooo!! (But then again, I usually write most of the post anyways…)
Angel: Why say caught? That sounds so dirty… You cold child. [...]

Miken: I suppose I could join in with the introduction this time…but this is seriously cutting into my Pokemon training time. >_>;;
Angel: I’ve been distracted by Pokemon, family, and summer blues. I need food. <_<;;
The Not-So Everyday Adventures of a Maid

In some quiet aquarium, George and Shannon are enjoying a date. During lunch, we learn [...]