
Welcome to the 1000th post. For the sake of your sanity, please refrain from common sense.
Yes, you read right: this is officially Hey, Say, Anime!’s ONE-THOUSANDTH POST. That is quite a big number to have accomplished in just a year and a bit (because yes, three months is ‘a bit’). As our group has grown from the duo of Minnie and Garrick to the present team of twelve–and all of those other bloggers in between–we’ve…well, we’ve had a fair collection of interesting moments. Some of them have been open to the public in our comment sections, but mostly, they were behind-the-scenes. Here’s everyone’s chance to see into the idiotic intricate workings of HSA! (and a chance for us bloggers to be amused by ourselves)~
“Minnie’s Magic”
(as Katt and Ric attempt to find a Durarara! pic for this post)
Ric: I’m still looking for a good picture.
Katt: Bahaha. XD It is challenging.
Ric: Yeah. No idea how Minmin does it..
Katt: She has magic, I swear.
Ric: Must do. Perhaps she uses tsundere beams on the internet until it gives her what she wants.
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“Invisibility Fail”
Minnie: Hiya. Why am I still on? o_O
Ric: ‘Cause you’re Minmin. Sleep does not exist for you.
Minnie: Lmao XD Yeah But I was sure I was invisible.
Ric: Ye weren’t.
Minnie: I’m extremely tired, so I was supposed to be invisible. >:C
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“Yamapredictable”
Minnie: Anyways, I have a notebook, I mean binder. Guess what color it is?
Garrick: Pink!
Minnie: Correct! Yay! It’s coral pink, I think.
Garrick: Coral Pink. Nice.
Minnie: Haha. And there’s a spot in front of the binder. Guess who I’m going to print out and put there?
TAAN: Yamapi?
Minnie: Correct! You guys are good.
TAAN: Nah, you’re just predictable.
Garrick: Indeed.
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“Our Favourite Tsundere”
Miken: Papa. read/watch Letter Bee. before I beat you up. >:C
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“Catchphrases”
Ric: I have me a catchphrase. “Mad Hatter says: I’m sensing a kidnapping coming on here.”
Katt: Excellent. It should go along with my catchphrase of ‘Inappropriate’.
Ric: Yep~
Katt: We should all have catchphrases.
Ric: YES
Katt: Miken’s is >:C And Koala’s is …
Ric: Would that be a catchface?
Katt:…I don’t know whether or not to laugh at that horrible pun.
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“Denial”
Steve: Even though yes is going to win, I am going to execute my rights as a member of this blog to vote no. I am not trying to be different. I just don’t want an account with Marissa…
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“Raccoon the Robot”
TAAN: I can stay awake forever as long as I’m not working, but one I fall asleep, I usually go for half a day.
Ric: … That’s because you’re not-so secretly a robot.
Katt: I KNEW IT
Ric: And you don’t sleep, you recharge!
TAAN: Actually, sleeping makes me tired, so I hate it. I only do it for the dreams. That and my body will kill me if I don’t.
Ric: Well, yeah. If robots don’t recharge, they’ll die.
Minnie: … I always go back to convos at weird moments. o.o
TAAN: WHY CAN YOU USE LOGIC AT THIS HOUR
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“Why Minnie and Katt Ship Riccoon”
TAAN: I even turned on my lights.
Ric: I KNEW IT!
TAAN: …?
Ric: Only robots would have lights attached to them!
TAAN: I never said… DAMN YOU
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“Which is Why it’s Awesome”
Katt: Can I put Morita/Takemoto/twister board as a pairing?
Ric: That would sound so kinky if it didn’t sound so painful… Which makes it sound even more kinky, really.
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“HSA!’s Most Accurate Theme Yet”
Ric: I vote Minmin for Beato.
Minnie: Yay <3
Ric: Because I’m sure that one day, she’ll kill us all.
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“Context?”
Angel: hump hump hump hump it with me
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“In or Out of Context? You Decide.”
Octavia: PENIS
Minnie: what is that?!
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“Watch it Happen”
TAAN: a mysterious swordsman in a super cliche plot.
Ric: The day that “powered by boobs” becomes a cliche, I shall eat my own skull.
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“And We Love Laughing at Minnie’s Expense”
Minnie: there is something wrong with my thingy
Ric: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Minnie: My filezilla thingy >:C
Ric: No, leave it at just “thingy”. It’s funnier that way.
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“HSA! Members Join Youtube”
Minnie: wow i don’t need to pester ppl on msn for what they think – they can just comment
Ric: Not that that will stop you. At all.
Minnie: oh shush you.
(almost immediately after)
Katt: Needs more singing Snake
Ric: Quiet, you.
(soon after)
Katt: Ric just popped my comment virginity. D=
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“Alcoholic Father”
Ric: I shouldn’t have drunk as much as I have. I can’t keep track of what I’m typing.. It’s only e matter of time befora I mess up. … Thaw as ast
Miken: Papa you’re drunk aren’t you?
Ric: N No
Miken: -_- That helps your case none.
Ric: Bah I’ve not hasd that musch … Crawp How the helsl am I makinga these typibs?!
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“We Wonder Sometimes”
Minnie: Koala is still mad at me that he doesn’t get to sing the girls’ song. XD
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“All Hail the Great Dictator, Minnie”
Katt: …not that I’ve agreed to this in any way!!
Draringi: @katt, it’s called a dictatorship, one has no say in it, one does what the glorious leaders one to do…
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“Both are Funny”
Minnie: Evil Koala. >:C
Ric: That’s the most hilarious mental image ever.
Minnie: Is it cause It’s coming from me? T_T
Ric: No… I just imagined a furry mad scientist.
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“Ty6oin g Ne3itthert”
Angel: how co0m,e laptopm motiojn sensor d does nnot work whemn i habe a sock on ,y my hand
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“Anti-Competition?”
Minnie: Since you’re usually on the girls’ side how about joining our side? We have few in numbers.
Garrick: I say screw you all. I have more than 9 episodes I can review right now to take over the first TWO pages.
Minnie: LMAO. Are you making a third party?
Garrick: Am I? Whatever you think… I’m doing… But… the main point is…
Minnie: ?
Garrick: I’M HOME AND I WANT TO WATCH ANIME!!!!!!!
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“The ‘We’re Old’ Series”
Ric: Most recent series on my list is a reboot of a 70s series. I feel so very old now. ;_;
Miken: You ARE old.
Minnie: Oh and just so you guys know, Katt is no longer the oldest in the group. Octavia is. *gasp*
Katt: Crazy kids these days…
Ric: Always messing up my lawn…
Katt: And listening to their rap music…
Ric: …Where am I again?
Katt: Huh, what? Who are you? Dad, is that you??
Ric: Hugh? No, I’m Richard
Katt: I don’t know any Richard. Stranger, get out of my house!!
Ric: Hose? What? I watered the plants yesterday
Katt: No you didn’t, they’re dead! Dead like the rest of us will be soon.
Ric: I’m not goin’ anywhere until they pick up my trash.
Katt: I keep telling you that that isn’t trash; it’s a cat.
Ric: Trash cat? Ooooh, I don’t know ’bout no trash cats.
Katt: Trash cats–y’know, like that green thing that lived in a garbage can.
Ric: Oh, y’mean George?
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“FINALLY – Part 2”
(on Ric’s Aoi Bungaku 01 post)
Miken: *clears throat* …FINALLY!!
Minnie: Will everyone say FINALLY again? XD Anyways, good job Tangerine. Now for me and my four posts…
Ric: Don’t start that again! >:C
Katt: Sorry, KT, but… FINALLY~~
Steve: Finally, my friend, finally.
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And in closing, while this entry ultimately became a celebration of our ridiculous times together in this geeky blogging business, its initial purpose was very different. In truth, this entry was made solely to steal the 1000th post from Minnie. But we are so nice that we will give our beloved leader the closing quote taken out of context:
Minnie: you were purposely abusing me?!!!!!!!!
Much <3 for the team and our lovely commenters. Let’s keep this anime blogging going for another thousand posts so that we can have an excuse to share all of our ridiculousness in one entry once again!